A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:
Tourist: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon.
Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai!
Love that’s true
Cows eat grass that’s Ok
But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads
That’s incredible
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Still pressing that’s unbelievable
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi,
Are tumahri bhi kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.
Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi.
Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.
Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.
Banta to son: Oye ghabra na tu sher da puttar hai.
Son: Jip papa class mein teacher bhi yehi bolti hai.
Tu kisi janwar ki aulad hai.
Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board!
Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha?
Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..
Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
Ans : Kash ke yeh meri maa hondi toh main bhi inna sona honda..
Santa suffering from cold was shivering, his son called doc
Doc: what happened?
Son: bimari ka to pata nahi par baapu subah se vibration mode pe lage hue hai…
Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?
Santa ki chatri mein hole tha,
Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..
Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.
Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.
Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira:
Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.
Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do?
Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi.
Meri biwi ne wada kiya hai hum khawb mein aayegi
Magar nind hi aati nahi toh khawb kaha se aayegi
Meri biwi ne ghar aane ka wada kiya hai panchwe din ka
Magar kisi se sun liya hoga ke yeh zindagi char din ki hai
Ek baar Pappu Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun?
Pappu: Main!
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Pappu: Tu Gangubai!
Dog 1: Main iss area mein naya naya hoon! Mujhe yaha ke kutto ke sardar se milna hai.
Dog 2: Ssshhh..Chup! Aawaz mat karo.
Boss iss waqt msg padh rahe hai!
A sardarji always sliped on a banana skin.
Once he was walking on a road he saw a banana skin lying over there.
By seeing it he said, “Aare yaar, aaj phir se girna padega!”
Ek Sardar doosre sardar se: Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai?
2nd sardar: 2 hote hai.
1st sardar: Nahi do nahi 6 hote hai
2nd sardar: Woh kaise?
1st sardar: Iss tarah 4 Motor ke aur 2 cycle ke.
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.
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Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter who left you the money!
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