Q1. Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?why ??

Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener

Q2. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart is umbrella’. Which movie did he really want to see?

Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai!

Q3. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

Q4. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho……………

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

Q5. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?

Ans:- adidas

Q6. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?

Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!

Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot’s of head scratching done.

Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

Q7. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??

Ans:- D’Cold chain ki saans – D’cold

Q8. chalo ab batao… Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple..

Ans:- D’Cold again kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi

Q9. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada – kyon?? think harder…

Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha,ha…

Q10. kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???

Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!