A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:

Tourist: Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!

A sardar passing through a jungle.

A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon.

Sardar: Janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai!

Wife: Kash tussi sms honde main zindagi bhar save kar lendi.

Husband: Kash tussi ringtone honde main har hafte badal sakta.

Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?

Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.

Banta to son: Oye ghabra na tu sher da puttar hai.

Son: Jip papa class mein teacher bhi yehi bolti hai.
Tu kisi janwar ki aulad hai.

Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board!

Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha?

Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..

Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..

Ans : Kash ke yeh meri maa hondi toh main bhi inna sona honda..

Santa suffering from cold was shivering, his son called doc

Doc: what happened?

Son: bimari ka to pata nahi par baapu subah se vibration mode pe lage hue hai…

Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

Santa ki chatri mein hole tha,
Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..

Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.

Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.

Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira:

Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.

Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do?

Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi.