Teacher: “Why Are You Late??” . . .
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Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata

Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..

एक अमेरिकन मुझसे बोला”कविवर” बताइये आपका भारत महान है ! तो सँसार के इतने आविष्यकरो मेँ आपके देश का क्या योगदान है ? मैँ बोला रे अमेरिकन सुन,सँसार की पहली फायर प्रूफ लेडी भारत मेँ हुई थी ! नाम था “होलिका” आग मैँ जलती नही थी,इसलिये उस वक्त फायर ब्रिगेड चलती नही थी !! सँसार की पहली वाटर प्रूफ बिल्डिँग भारत मेँ हुई नाम था भगवान विष्णु शैया “शेषनाग” ! शेषनाग पाताल गये धरती पर रहे “विशेषसनाग” दुनिया के …पहले पत्रकार “नारदजी” हुये जो किसी राजव्यवस्था से नही डरते थे ! तीने लोक की सनसनी खेज रिपोर्टिँग करते थे !! दुनिया के पहले कॉँमेन्टेटर “सँजय” हुऐ जिनहोने नया इतिहास बनाया ! महाभारत के युद्ध का आँखो देखा Read the rest of this entry »

Do u know…how Newton found
2nd and 3rd law of motion?
He gave a force”F”by kicking a
cow and 4 dat it gave a
sound”MA”.So he formulatd 2nd
law (F=MA). After few sec da cow
gave back kick 2 Newton then he
formulated 3rd law. i.e.’FOR EVERY Read the rest of this entry »

Famous Inspirational speaker
said:
“Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a women, who
wasn’t , my wife”
Audience was in shock & silence.
He added: “She was my mother”
A Big round of applause &
laughter!
A very daring Husband tried to
crack this at home.
After a dinner, he said loudly to Read the rest of this entry »

Every Students gets the
Opportunity to sleep in class
hourz…
But
Some miss these beautiful
moments…..
And
These idiots are known as Read the rest of this entry »

Tragedies Of Boys Life ..
1) Good Girls Are Not Gud
Looking ..
2) Good Looking Girls Are Not
Good Girls ..
3) Good Looking & Good Girls Are
Not Single ..
4) Good Looking, Good & Single
Girls Have Strong Brothers ..
5) Good Looking, Good, Single
Girls Without Brothers Will Treat Read the rest of this entry »

99% girls failed to answer this
question n now its ur turn!!
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Q- a parrots sits on an elephant
and the elephant died!!
Prove how is this possible….?
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Our Politician & Surf excel
detergent follows same
punchline : ‘Daag acche hain’