Ek ladka, Raju office mein clerk tha. woh ladka apna hi dhun mein mast tha aur hamesa internet mein chating karte rahta tha. woh ladka ka office room boss ka office room ki thik bazu mein hi tha. to kabhi kuch pushna hota hai to boss office se hi awaz de kar pushta tha. ek din boss ne kuch baatein ishi tarah push rahe the …….. Read the rest of this entry »

College ki girls ne strike ki.BOys ne bhi unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor se kaha “hamari mange”.Boys ne piche se kaha “SINDUR se bharo”.

Boy: I luv u
Girl: na
Boy: think again
Girl: nahi
Boy: Waiter, bill alag-alag lana
Girl: haan-haan bola na I luv u….

FULL FORM OF GIRL:
G: Gossip mein sabse aage,
I: Innocent sirf shakal se,
R: Rone ki automatic machine,
L: Ladaayi mein sabki maa.

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Santa: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?

Ladki apne Bf se:mera bachha,mera ladla,mera

sonu-monu,mujhse shaadi kaoge?

bolo baby??

Ladka:tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt????!!

Hindi Jokes
Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..

Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..

Jinn: Hukam aaka?
Man: Ghar se dunai tak road banani hai
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do.
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule..

Mallika Sherawat ne
Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha,
ki me nahate samay kya lagaun,
ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha …
DARWAJA … !

once there was an accident where the car driver hit the parrot.
The parrot faints, so the driver takes the parrot to his home ,
gives first aid to it and then puts it in a cage with some food .
When the parrot wakes up . in a shock it tells
“aila!! jail!!!!!! gadi wala mar gaya kya????”

#  Two brothers separated in childhood will always grow up on different sides of the law. The law-breaker, however, will suddenly turn over a new leaf before the end, bash up the villain (who is the *real* bad guy), and be pardoned for all his sins before the last-scene family reunion. (This is possible only if he has a heroine – see rule 2 below). Read the rest of this entry »

10. Marrying a blond is a sin. Making love to a blond is a partial sin.

9. Pre-marital sex is a sin. Marital sex is a partial sin.

8. Taking dowry is a sin. Giving dowry is a partial sin.

7. Bullying one’s wife is a sin. Having to submit is a partial sin. Read the rest of this entry »

How courteous is the Japanese;
He always says, “Excuse it, please.”
He climbs into his neighbor’s garden.
And smiles, and says, “I beg your pardon;”
He bows and grins a friendly grin, Read the rest of this entry »

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai