Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

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True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW

Never think of the past It brings tears… If you think of the future It brings fears… So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous…. I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired….. I put down the mirror !

What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL’S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown…

Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter who left you the money!

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any
other way 2 marry ur daughter!

A police recruit was asked during exam, “What would u do if u had to arrest ur own
mother?” He said, “Call for backup.”

A police recruit was asked during exam, “What would u do if u had to arrest ur own
mother?” He said, “Call for backup.”

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying u really messed up my life…

LAGA CHUNARI ME DAAG CHHIPAUN KAISE
LAGA CHUNRI ME DAAG CHHIPAUN KAISE

ARRE CHHIPATI KYOUN HAI, SURF EXCEL HAI NA.

JEWELLARY SHPO ME 1 AADMI KI JAM KAR PITAI HUI

KARAN

VO SALES GIRL KO BOLA

AAP KI EK EK ITEM GAZAB KI HAI
AAP KE SONE KE RATE KYA HAI.