Boss to scertry, book my ticket to london,
aur suno mera naam DK, BHOSE likhwana
varne waha BHOSE.DK announce hota hai.

Santa completed his MBBS & did his first operation.
Soon after finishing,the patient died.
He prayed: Vaheguru mera pehla gift swikar karo!

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it because he is the owner of restaurant

A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: “I LUV U SISTER”

Santa, oye bante, ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah kon si ho sakti hai?
Banta, mandir,
Santa, vo kaise?
Banta, kyounki waha ladki ke pairon me chhapal nahin hoti.

Santa speech de reha si
eh dharti meri maa hai
Banta pher smajha le apni maa noo
eh suraj dawale chakar laundi rehndi hai.

Santa, yaar tum subah se mitti khod rahe ho , kaya baat hai
Banta, kuch nahin yaar
Dada ji ne kaha hai ‘ ki maine unka naam mitti me mila dia hai” bas vo doondh raha hoo.

Sardar ji buying movie tickets again again,
Finally ticket seller asks, why are you doing so?
Sardar ji, Some body standing near the door is tearing my tickets again again.

Sardar roz apni X-Girlfriend k ghar k aage potty kar aata tha.
X-Girlfriend- Tum aisa kyun karte ho?
Sardar- Tumhe ye batane k liye ki tumhare pyar k bina mai BHOOKA nahi mar raha hoon…

Santa- Tu office me toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?
Banta- Hota to sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai….

so sweet is ur SMILE….. so sweet is ur STYLE….. so sweet is ur VOICE….. so
sweet is ur EYE……. see how sweetly I LIE!!

I know you think I’m cute, I know you think I’m fine, but like the other guys take a
number and wait in line!!

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs
beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH…!

Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left
has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

We’ve known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than
Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?